N. Gin- "BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Brio- "W-W-Willy Wombat?"
Cortex- "What? You don't like it?"
Brio- "I think that name is taken already."
Cortex- "D'oh. Everybody's a critic. I personally think it's fitting for someone that'll be my tough-as-nails general leading my Cortex Commandos for world domination."
N. Gin- "Can't argue with that logic, master! Ehehe!"
Cortex- "GOOD! Disagree & I shall destroy you!"
Brio- "Maybe we should wait unt-t-t-til after the evolving process before giving the bandicoot a name, like all the o-o-others."
Cortex- "Fine. Is he ready?"
Brio- "He seems so."
Dr. N. Brio picks up the scared & confused little bandicoot & prepares to strap him into the chair of the Evolvo-Ray. The bandicoot bites Brio's finger.
Brio- "YEOOW! Must. Strap. Him. IN!"
Dr. Cortex gets excited as Brio struggles to strap in the animal & suck on his bitten finger.
Cortex- YES! Oh, this is my favorite part! You can tell he has potential with the savagery inside him! Hopefully his new physique will render him unstoppable, fingers crossed for the strength of a Tasmanian tiger!"
Brio- "Uhng. N. Gin. Get over here & pull the switch- mmmmmph. That still hurts."
N. Gin- "Hey. You're not my master!"
Cortex- "Oh just get over here, you foolish lug!"
N. Gin- "YES, MASTER!"
The bandicoot squeals as he feels he's in danger.
Cortex- Oh, don't you worry, little one. Soon you'll be-"
N. Gin- "Uh-oh."
Cortex- "Oh no. Not now."
Dr. Cortex face palms himself as he suspects that his young niece, Nina, hears animal activity.
N. Gin- "You know how she is around animals, Dr. Cortex."
Cortex- "Ugh, don't remind me. Nature's pets were made to be used, not loved & adored."
Brio- "I thought she was taking a nap?!"
Cortex- "She needs to be taking a class…"
Nina- "Uncle! Can I come in? I hear animals & I wanna play!"
Cortex- "Uhh, not now, sweetie! It's… just the television!"
N. Gin- "Yeah, we're watching people experiment on orange bandicoots!"
Cortex- *face palm*"Are you kidding me, man?"
Nina- "Ooh, ooh! Lemme see, I wanna see!"
Cortex- "Err, not now, Nina! We're very busy! Why don't you go play with your doggie?"
Nina- "But I can't find him! I think he got lost somewhere again!"
Cortex- *looks at ray-gun* "Oh, that's right…ahem."
Brio- "Well, now what?"
Both Dr. Cortex & N. Brio look to Dr. N. Gin for an idea.
N. Gin- "What? Why are you guys looking at me?"
N. Gin gets uncomfortable as he realizes what he's in for.
N. Gin- "OOOHHH NO! We are NOT doing THAT again! No! Nein! Nyet! No! (that was the Spanish uno)"
*Three minutes later*
A large & unsettling presence opens the door to Nina.
Nina- "Sparky! There you are!"
N. Gin- "I hate this part of the job- I mean, WOOF WOOF!"
Cortex- "Don't forget to wag your tail, Sparky!"
An embarrassed Dr. N. Gin dressed in a big bulldog costume shakes his posterior for Nina's amusement.
Cortex- "Oh, & pant nonstop. Nina loves it when Sparky pants like mad!"
Now he starts panting as Dr. Cortex commands him to. Nina reaches for the "big dog" & pets him.
Nina- "Yes I do! Yes I do!"
N. Gin- *grumbles*
Nina- "Come on, boy! It's tea party time, let's go join Mr. Foofie!"
N. Gin looks back one last time as he is taken away to his "doom".
N. Gin- *whispering* "HELP. MEEEEEEEE."
Cortex- "Phew. I'm glad we got that out of the way. I mean, my word! Tea parties? Caring for animals? Being so easily misled by a guy in a suit?"
N. Brio- "Well if it wasn't for last month, we wouldn't have t-t-t-to suit the poor guy up every time Nina wants to play."
Cortex- "That fat Fido should've learned the meaning of a toilet! Now, no more distractions! Let's get started! PULL THE SWITCH!"
N. Brio pulls the switch & the little orange bandicoot is finally ready to get evolved.
Cortex- "Oh, this is so exciting! I can't watch!"
One zap from the machine transforms the animal from ordinary to extraordinary (Actually no, that word is stupid. I mean it just sounds like something or someone is more ordinary than usual, it makes no sense!). We're gonna say, "ordinary to 'ExtraUNordinary'", yeah, that sounds much better!
What was a normal Eastern Barred Bandicoot is now a mutated eastern barred bandicoot with human-like characteristics, that is also naked.
Brio- "Cortex, he is ready. And naked."
The unnamed bandicoot opens his eyes to a new world & a new life. Still confused & fearful like before when he was normal, he doesn't even choose to speak for a while.
Cortex- "Oh, I can't wait to see him! Uh, you know, until he has on clothing first of course."
(A pair of blue jeans with shoes & gloves later)
Cortex- "Ah, that's more like it. My general & leader for the Cortex Commandos, eh, wasn't he supposed to be taller?"
Brio- "Eh, he's still taller than you so I g-g-g-guess that counts."
Cortex- "Ha ha, you're so f-f-f-f-f-f-funny… well, I suppose size doesn't matter anyways. Bleh! What should we name him before putting him into the Cortex Vortex?"
The bandicoot lets out a loud yawn & then falls asleep while the doctors talk. They see this after he starts snoring.
Cortex- "Is he napping already?"
Brio- "Looks like he decided to crash early. Hmmm, 'crash'…"
Brio- "OH, I almost forgot to mention, the Cortex Vortex h-h-has been having issues again lately, we weren't able to successfully-"
Cortex- "Oh nonsense, Nitrus. I'm sure it's just be a factor for taking full effect into the subjects' minds. Mo more chit-chat, we must get this show on the road! The world is waiting..."
Cortex- That's an order, Dr. N. Brio!"
Brio- *groans*"Yes, doctor."
The concerned Frankenstein-esque doctor hesitantly follows the overconfident Dr. Cortex to the Cortex Vortex room as they prepare for the final step in fully completing the Cortex Commandos. Worried about the possible results, Brio is unable to convince Cortex of the dysfunctional effects of the machine. He mumbles to himself...
Brio- "You f-f-fool. The world isn't the only thing you're gonna doom..."